I can see all the dew on your carrots
It doesn't get better
than this
Wait a minute, the dew isn't yellow
Or sticky, oh my god it's
rat's piss
Oh the onions, the red and the white ones
The Spanish are
the biggest I've seen
But I thought that genetic modification
Would have
stopped them from going so green
And the deli, the sweets, and the cheeses
The snow white
caerphilly and brie
So it's one rocky road and bloody great load
Of that
mouldy, squashed cheddar for me!
Well the staff are so helpful and friendly
Well, helping
their friends to the drinks
Except for the one that has no friends
Coz
she's better than that - so she thinks
It's so cheap it's a wonder you're open
The prices in here
are a steal
But when your stock is off-loaded from Safeway
It's going to
be a good deal
So here's to the Apple of Totnes' eye
I'll drink to your
foes far and near
For I'll drink to just about anything
But not with your
out of date beer.
