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Caned in Totnes - guide to ecstasy. | |||
Pic | Name of pill | Description | Rating |
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Crown | White pills with a crown on them, usually quite good. | 8/10 |
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Euro | Though Britain has opted out of the single currency, many people saw the year 2002 in with quite a few of these. | 8/10 |
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Mitsubishi | One of the most common Es found in the UK. Some are nicer than others - beware of crap Mistubishis laced with ketamine and/or speed. Ketamine is for horses - not for Clubbers! | 7/10 |
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Medusa | Sometimes known as Versace. Not so good and possibly laced with K and speed. However, not all branded pills are necessarily the same. | 5/10 |
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Motorola | A bit too chemically. | 4/10 |
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VW | Seem to be popular. | 8/10 |
Black market ecstasy tablets generally bear an imprint designed to identify and distinguish a particular 'brand' from other pills. Imprinting the logo of a popular or well-known company is very common. The above guide is only a bit of humour and nobody should ever rely on the logo marked on an ecstasy tablet, as they are produced on the unregulated black market. If you have any comments or suggestions please e-mail them to [email protected]
Caned in Totnes - ecstasy glossary. | |
Banging tunes | Very loud tunes with a good beat that sound particulary good when on ecstasy. |
Cheeky litte one | An ecstasy tablet. |
Chilled tunes | Tranquil music that sounds particularly good when on ecstasy - usually put on later in the early hours of the morning. |
Coming up | Starting to feel the effects of taking an ecstasy pill. |
Come down | The next day when the effects are wearing off. What goes up must come down, though this can be softened by drinking lots of alcohol and smoking pot. |
Double drop | To take two ecstasy pills in one go. |
Go half | To divide a pill in half and share with a friend. |
Luvdup | Wanting to love/ hug everyone as a direct result of taking ecstasy. |
Lush | What you may feel when you take ecstasy. |
Mashed /muntered | State of mind when you have taken a few pills. |
Mental | Something a raver shouts when dancing their tits off after consuming some ecstasy pills. |
MDMA |
Methylenedioxy-n-methylamphetamine (C11H15NO2)
- commonly known as E or ecstasy. |
On a mission | To go in search of ecstasy tablets. |
Pilling one's socks off | Taken a lot of E. |
Pill head | A person who takes a lot of ecstacy regularly. |
Popped / necked | Taken an ecstasy pill. |
Shit pills | Pills that contain little or no MDMA often sold three for a tenner; usually made in the North West of England and usually sold by dodgy Scousers on the black market from Torquay to John O' Groats. |
Sorted | Arranged the purchase of your ecstasy pills in time for the weekend. |
The above table defines many of the terms commonly heard when indulging in the practice of taking ecstasy. This may be useful for Mums and Dads wondering what the fuck their kids are going on about when they return from university in the summer.
While our politicians grossly exaggerate the dangers of taking ecstasy, by implying you will probably die if you take it when you almost certainly will not, there are certainly long term health implications you may wish to consider. In the immediate aftermath of taking ecstasy you will feel the notorious comedown; this can be negated by vitamins, water or E comedown remedies, but generally you will feel shit for a few days (or weeks) once the effects have worn off.
Research suggests MDMA can damage serotonin-releasing neurons and lead to serotonin deficiency. This will mean depression, mood swings which may or not get better after discontinued usage, depending on who you are. As is the case with all toxins that regularly enter your body; persistent usage of ecstasy will impair your immune system, which will mean susceptibility to recurring colds and other illnesses.
Deaths from ecstasy use have been widely reported in the media, even of first time users. According to the UK's Police Foundation, who made a thorough evaluation risk, 'although deaths from ecstasy are highly publicised, it probably kills fewer than 10 people each year, which though deeply distressing for the surviving relatives and friends, is a small percentage of the many thousands of people who use it each week'. It's not always clear what killed these unfortunate few, although the vast majority of deaths are caused by dehydration. This is because people on ecstasy dance for hours and are too high to realise they need to drink water to replace lost fluids and cool down. More than half of all ecstasy related deaths also involve other drugs, the most common being alcohol, so far there is no clear case of death actually caused by MDMA, except for the case of an unfortunate dog that died shortly after being given a massive amount of MDMA. Having said that, very high doses of MDMA in some people may cause serotonin overload, which can be fatal. This suggests it would be exceedingly unwise to take MDMA with an antidepressant that breaks down serotonin.
In addition, to illegal MDMA or ecstasy, in recent years there has been an increasing number of legal ecstasy alternatives availalbe to buy online or in head shops - click here to find out more about legal highs and legal ecstasy.
"Psychedelics, used responsibly and with proper caution, would be for psychiatry what the microscope is for biology and medicine or the telescope is for astronomy." - Stan Grof, M.D.
"No cunts on me drugstable " - Trogg.
When Napoleon invaded Vienna, Beethoven said: "If I were a General and I knew as much about war as I do about music, then Napoleon wouldn't even be here."
"Oh my God, somebody has spiked the pills with ecstasy!" - Craig.
"There is a note, if you hear that note take it down to Earth and share it with your family." - Leonard Bernstein.
"What the fuck was I just talking about?" - Universal amongst caners.
"I had a great time on drugs, ... sorry!" - Bill Hicks.
"Here I stand and here I rest, And this place shall be called Totnes." - Brutus of Troy 1170 BC.
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[DISCLAIMER:The authors of this web site do not encourage anyone in the UK to feel totally empathic and at one with the world by taking ecstasy, as Tony Biar says it is illegal to do so!]