Caned In Totnes - the site for Internet caners

Totnes, the recreational drug capital of Britain. Caned In Totnes is the essential source of humorous information on sex, drugs and exposing the lies of the Bliar and Bu$h Governments' New World Order

We are sorry the site has not been updated for a while, but we are planning a big reshape of the site, including a new update of letters to our world famous Agony Aunt and Agony Uncle, Dr Hump and Dr Hemp, the lazy sods have been smoking too much dope to be bother to answer any of your letters.

Totnes news:

Totnes Midsomer Festival

From the top of town...to the bottom, festivities start from midday onwards.... ......bands, solo performances and 'alienation sound system' live @ rutherfold square.....

For more information checkout www.totnesmidsomerfestival.co.uk

911 Truth Totnes launched

After seeing off GM foods a few years ago, it seems the good alternative folk of Totnes have taken it upon themselves to expose the truth about America's War on Terror. Come on Bu$h - we all know the US Neo-cons arranged 9/11 for their own evil purposes!

For more information checkout www.911truthtotnes.com

[N.B. These are links to sites that we like and think you might find of interest, they are no way associated with this web site and they may or may not agree with the views and opinions expressed on www.canedintotnes.co.uk.]

Amusing pics - keep 'em rolling in .... and we'll publish them on this site

Click here to browse some previous entries to our art competitions.

Caned in Totnes Pot Pic

A summer garden in Belgium

Who say's Belgium is boring! This pic was sent to us by Kri who wanted to show the world the lovely couple of sisters grow in his garden in Belgium. It seems the Belgium people have been making good use of their new law legalising the growing of cannabis for personal use! Only a matter of time until those utter twats in the British Parliament will have to accept the same thing is going to happen in the UK.

If you have a funny marijuana photo and would like to include it in our online photo gallery of pot pics then please send a jpg or gif of your homegrown ganja to [email protected].

A quick guide to Caned In Totnes

Ask Dr Hemp - the Internet drugs agony uncle, answers questions from caners all over the world including cannabis grow tips, how to pass a drugs test, magic mushroom identification, places where pot is legal and much more. Keep those questions rolling in!

Ask Dr Hump Dr Hemp's friend, Dr Hump, answers sex related questions from those addicted to sex or unable to get any. Dr Hump is the rudest and funniest agony aunt on the Internet; not for the easily offended.

Magic Mushrooms As well as pot pics, this site also includes a 'Psychedelic Mushroom Photo Gallery'. There are many places around Britain where magic mushrooms are found in abundance; if you're into psychedelics then you may find this handy guide most useful to help you identify Britain's favourite fungi.

Pilled up in Totnes Our very own guide to the popular dance drug ecstasy includes a pill guide, glossary, ecstasy competitions and an ecstasy opinion poll. Fun for all.

Pot Pics Browse our gallery of photos of our favourite plant. If you have a photo of some nice bud please e-mail it to us, or better still send us a sample.

Magic mushrooms		Charlie
Ecstasy		Bibliography
Pot pics		Links page
Dr Hemp		Guestbook

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