GREAT RISE CUSTOM ARMORY

Makers of no-limits weaponry.

If you can think it, we can make it!
All Ancient and Martial Arts Weapons - Shields and Armor - Custom Firearms - Space Age and Psychic Weapons - Learn New Skills - Surveillance and Recon - Our Ordering and Business Policies - Disclaimer

*Drag the page down to Space Age and Psychic Weapons" and "Surveillance and Recon" for Star Trek and Star Wars type technologies -- YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT WE'RE SELLING! Also, solar powered all-terrain transport -- a working life-size version of Luke Skywalker's levitating hovercraft is for sale! or have it configured as a flying saucer!

DON'T DOUBT US - WE'LL TELL YOU HOW IT WORKS!

**Any item you want is crafted from anything in the universe -- metals, stones, minerals, leathers, cloths, composites (plastics), woods, ceramics, etc. Anything of your choice is incorporated into your weapons in the manner of your choice. ASK FOR OUR DIAMOND-COATED TITANIUM!

Electrify any weapon or make it shoot anything in this ad!!

All Ancient and Martial Arts Weapons

Medieval European and feudal Asian weaponry.All varieties of blades and cutlery. Maces, fistloads, saps, clubs, and all other bludgeons. Spears and fighting sticks. Bar whips, chain whips, and nanchaku. All archery stuff. Knapped or polished obsidian, even in sword lengths! Anything you request as battle-ready as you want/don't want. Tell us if you want it prepared to any formulae. If you can think it, we can make it!

Shields and Armor

All varieties of helmets, gauntlets, full suits, chain mail, plate mail, scale male. Custom trauma plating. Armor your vehicle, weapon, house,even attack dog.The ultimate measure of passive defence. Titanium or anything you request-even ablative.If you can think it, we can make it!

Custom Firearms

No technical experience needed -- Just tell us what you want it to do.

Fire anything you want in any matter conceivable.Fully requestable specs! Guns are sent with a seperate reciever that can be instantly inserted and screwed in. We advise you to choose custom specs weapons which come with your own kit for reloading ammo, because that's even more legal than functional "collectors' pieces." See "Learn New Skills" for a never-ending supply of materials for reloading. If you can think it, we can make it!

Space Age and Psychic Weapons

No tecnical expertise required -- Just tell us what you want it to do!
RED,BLUE, AND GREEN LIGHT SABERS!
Cut through anything and never dull. table-top mounting available for use as a tool.

Remote switches. Lasers, masers, and phasers.Ionic burst, EMP burst, and Radiation burst generators. Coil guns and rain guns to put metal through bullet proof stuff.
Earthquake machines and devices that cause ANY other natural disaster.
MIND CONTROL DEVICES
can make your victim (politician?) or the public do any job for you. or just keep people from wanting to hurt you. Attract game! Flame throwers and pocket-size missile launchers(or big ones). Missiles.

Psionics make your weapons operate at infinite distances in any manner you choose. YOU CAN EVEN DELIVER YOUR PAYLOAD THROUGH A
PORTAL TO ANYWHERE IN SPACE-TIME!
Go to forbidden / higher places! No joke! *Remember that it's custom. If you can think it, we can make it!

Surveillance and Recon

No technical expertise required -- just tell us what you want it to do!We have access to everything from everything to
FLYING JETPACKS
to pinhole cameras. (Flying jetpacks use unleaded gasoline.) Bugs. Treestands

Point a laser to hear inside a room, or use "phreakers boxes' to manipulate the phonelines in any manner of your choosing -- Avoid being traced, listen to other people, shock them, or just shut it all down!

Plot stuff on your computer screen with radar. Jam radar, or anything else.(Makes police helicopters useless!)

Infrared scramblers allow you to slip past burglar alarm or disappear in some night vision.

Film or take pictures of a place you've never been to.(the place of forbidden documents, schematics, pictures?) or TRANSPORT there!
WE HAVE TRANSPORTERS AVAILABLE
that all you to transport yourself to anywhere in space-time. Disarm an agressor, or get that mystic relic!(Custom teleportation devices.) Not a joke.If you can think it, we can make it!

Learn New Skills

No technical expertise required -- Just tell us what you want it to do! Procedural manuals on everything you could possibly want to know from explosives to electronics to arson to poison to how to kill with your mind alone.Psychic skills. Kits for making drugs, biological agents, or
FISSIONABLE MATERIALS FROM HOUSEHOLD ITEMS!
(Make your own A-bombs, H-bombs, Thermonuclear weapons! Madison (author of 2nd Ammendment) said you never have a say unless you're on equal footing. Quit saying "Where do I get that?"

All supplies are available upon arrangement! If you can think it, YOU can make it!

Our Ordering and Business Policies

E-mail your orders to [email protected]You will be notified when your order has been accepted and be told how long it will take.**Others make you wait month or years, but we fill our orders within weeks of getting our supplies.

You can't even get manuals sent to P.O. Boxes from other business, but WE SHIP EVERYTHING TO P.O. BOXES!(or wherever else you want!)

As any item is made from anything in the universe, we can't possibly have every supply in stock. Because we have to order materials, we must receive payment before filling your order. Though prices ARE negotiable, MINIMUM ORDER IS $2,000 CASH (AMERICAN)No checks or money orders, please. (Here's why :

***NO QUESTIONS!***

>>Banks and stores will only cash $500 checks and money orders, and government-regulated businesses will preclude credit transactions as they will never sympathize with the views mentioned in political discussion under "Disclaimer.)

Donations being tax deductable, ANY assets to be confiscated by the government will be donated to non-profit, pro-Constitutional Organizations.

Any E-mail, order or otherwise, is agreement that Great Rise Custom Armory is not legally liable for any of your actions.This waiver of our liability states that items purchaced from Great Rise Custom Armory are "collector's items only." They are functional, and we would like people to see them for the tools they really are. We will construe any other use for them as "misuse" to interrogators.

Disclaimer

Due to those who call it useless, there may never be a politically, socially correct way of stating the purpose of our God-given right to bear arms. This right, ancient as man, is stated in the Second Ammendment of the U.S.'s Constitution. This, the document that defines our country's existence, speaks in no uncertain terms, saying "...the right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.", and that unConstitutional laws are void upon coception. It says anything endangering the existence of the country, being treasonous, is punishable by fines, incarceration, and death. If the charges are treason, and a juror does not believe in treason, prosecutors legally must dismiss that juror.
Any action taken against this group will be interpreted as a violation of our basic civil liberties, and we at Great Rise Custom Armory will prosecute you to the fullest extent of our Constitutional rights.

The right to keep and bear arms is the only democracry. As soon as they take your arms you're just doing things, because that's they way they want it.(Have you ever seen weapons taken from the army?)Think about disagreeing with a politician at gunpoint. We believe liberty to be the right to sentient self-awareness. How fragile that is if you can't secure it; you don't have anything you can't keep. That's what history teaches us. Remember Hitler's quote in which he brags that disarmament made his streets safe. They were, in fact, very safe -- for the Gestapo. Every dicatorial takeover was initiated with the abolition of the right to keep and bear arms. This is the right that defends all others.

Great Rise Custom Armory does what it can in order not to invite undue attention from the treasonous. For instance, dangerous electronics are not considered complete without a power source as guns are not cosidered complete with a reciever that's not put in. There may be two shipments for one order for this reason. If you can put batteries into a toy you can do this with no special tools, besides maybe a flathead screwdriver. Other uncompleted weapons would require that dangerous, sometimes explosive or poisonous materials be sent throught the mail. Legal or not, we wouldn't want to endanger postal employees and everyone around them. Thusly, we say that the manuals offered in "Learn New Skills" should be sufficient for the serious "collector."

Most of what's in the "All Ancient and Martial Arts Weapons" section is falsely called illegal if it is improperly labeled. Do you Amerikans remember when brass knuckles disappeared until they were classified as "paperweights?" That's right -- According to the law, we're selling sheathed, battle-ready, diamond-coated, titanium wall hangings. However, we would like to see our offerings used as tools.

We wouldn't tell you vandalize people's belongings, especially not their bodies, but the act of being here constitutes admission of your enjoyment of "collectable" armaments and related "informational" manuals.