Geeky Bass Player Syndrome

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This site illustrates the well known (and scientifically proven) Syndrome that Bass Players suffer from; Geeky Bass Player Syndrome.

In the scientific community, it is still in hot debate whether or not the manifestation of this Syndrome is caused by a series of low, off-key frequencies that mutate the brain, or whether the subjects are naturally-born "Complete Fucking Twats" (CFT's).

One thing is for sure: we can break these Geeks down into specific categories for our own personal amusement (please refer to the menu on the left).

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