Lanky's Dream
This is about my dream. I don't know where it starts but I do know it starts somewhere. Anyway the first thing I remember is that me(lanky), Shamwah, Flemm, Shardwah, Becco, Sez, Dr Disco and Hairy Guy were all living in this huge house in Mt Colah.(Freaky isn't it)
We had just moved in coz all our parents were starting to get old and they kept bitching about everything so we got pissed off and moved out. Well we were all living in the house with no tv, one bathroom and a huge kitchen, and other rooms. there were only 5 rooms so everyone had to share except me coz i was living in the lounge (which had pink walls)
Somehow I had managed to get a job. This is quite a freaky job but it sounds cool. My job was to go on planes and look after the animals in the luggage area and make sure they didn't die. One day I went to London and INCUBUS were on the plane and their dogs were there to. Since I did such a great job looking after their dogs they started signing all the other animals and they signed my shirt. Then we went to a pub and got pissed and started singing songs about home. Then I went home. When I got home Flemm started to attack me coz I got her the wrong dog that INCUBUS had signed. Then Dr Disco figured he better beat me up for some reason which he didn't tell me. To clam down Dr Disco, Shamwah decided to run around. That didn't calm down Dr Disco. Then Shardwah got home from the Pizza Hut Call Centre and heard about INCUBUS and wanted one of the animals they had signed. Then Hairy Guy walked in. Sez said boo and he ran away screaming about chickems. By now Dr Disco had stopped beating me up coz I was dead but then I came back to life becoz Becco said so. Then we all had some pizza and then we went to bed but i couldn't becoz my bed had grown legs and walked out the front door.
I had had enough! I put my FOOT DOWN!!!Then I put my other FOOT DOWN!!!! Then I was walking
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