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The Warp

Suburban Fido song





Suburban Fido Song


yes!

let’s go!

come on!

let’s get

the hell

out of here!

(wuff!)

(wuff!)


leave old fido by the slicone

leave the chrosol washing dregs

leave the sno-white sheets to rot

upon their nu-grip pegs


leave the leatherette leopard carseats

leave the vibrosantic trusses

and the hydrogenic phe-nits

and the thermostatic beds


yes!

let’s go!

come on!

let’s get!

(wuff!)

(wuff!)


walzing down the subways

frenzied and forlorn

scribbling on the whisky ads

pissing into the windy dawn

staggering on the escalator

in the white tiled gents

all tied up in toilet rolls

rolling through the fields of Kent!

unzipped, hanging out,

shouting news of the day’s events


we’ll scribble over pinups tits

while scratching at our heads for nits!


hitch with toffs in sportscars

cock snooks at our betters

fill up church collection boxes

with old stale French letters


kip in shattered greenhouses

defecate ‘neath cypress trees

prey on sodden vestry hassocks

bit by venerable fleas


romp in rusty cars on scrap heaps

pop songs ten years old we’ll sing

brewing potato whisky in

a leaking nestles tin!


yes!

let’s go!

come on!

let’s get

the hell out

of here!

(wuff!)

(wuff!)


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