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Chocolate cake
Dear Zincberg, what do you do when you have one small slice of chocolate cake and two people fight over it?

Thankyou,
chocoholic

Dear Chocoholic,
The sharing of a small piece of chocolate cake between two people is less likely than getting chicken legs from a horse. So there are two options open to you.
1. A fight to the death...I would suggest allowing weapons, but only ones found in a particular room of the house. For example, the laundry. There is nothing I love more than watching a person pick up a washing machine and throwing it at another person!
2. Jesus...Thats right....the simpler method to the sharing of the chocolate cake is to find jesus christ...and get him to perform his "bread miracle" on the slice of chocolate cake...that way there will be plenty to go around.
thank you for your time
zincberg

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