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lemonade beer

dear zincberg,
why does beer taste so much better that lemonade?

signed,
drunknpunk

dear drunknpunk,
To put it quite simply, beer does not taste better than lemonade. Lets look at things in life which are made purely for flavour for a second. Ice blocks....ice blocks are made for flavour...and a big selling flavour is lemonade. Would you eat a beer flavoured Ice block?...i doubt it!...Sweets.....Sweets are made for flavour...and they have lemonade flavoured sweets....why dont they have beer flavoured sweets?...because beer tastes bad!. If you take the magic ingredient out of beer (alcahol)...then you are left with a product that tastes like a cross between earwax and camel piss. It is the alcahol you are liking when you drink beer...not the beer flavour itself. Oh....although i am a big advocate for an alcahol free society *cough cough*...i would recommend that the population would go into a steep decline if beer was eliminated...seems alot of people i know would never get laid without it...now....pass me another earwax camel piss please...its your shout!
thank you for your time
zincberg


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