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marriage

dear zinc,
when am i gonna get married?

signed,
ole johny

dear ole johnny,
This type of question is one of the hardest types of questions to answer out of all of the different types of questions. You see, to answer you correctly, I have to be able to see into the future...not only that, but I have to be able to know what sort of person you are, what your tastes in partners is....and whether or not you actually want to get married. But...I am a proffessional question answerer...so I will do my best.
The first thing I must assess to answer you correctly is whether or not you actually want to get married and through my great powers of deduction, I have come up with the answer YES. Second of all, I have to be able to tell what sort of person you are...and my answer is that you are the sort of person who likes to get onto a web site and ask a question that is virtually impossible for anyone except me to answer.Third of all I have to work out what sort of partner you like...and for that I will refer to one part of your question and it is...the word "gonna". So I am picking that you like the type of partner who will love you irrigardless of poor gramma stuff thingy.
So...with all that in mind....I have an answer for you in regards to your question about when you are "gonna" get married...and that answer is.... 24th november 2013. Congratulations...by the way....watch out for a person wearing red at your wedding....he is likely to hit you with some cheese.
thank you for your time
zincberg


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